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Sebastian goes “Scandi”

  • Posted on: 24/02/2019

Time: February, 2019 Place: The Themed Retirement Home for the Terminally Overdressed Always a Good Fainter Our foremost living national treasure is losing his memory. Sir Sebastian Wylie-Fox generally acknowledged to be the greatest actor since Sarah Siddons, has been …

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A Pleasing Impression

  • Posted on: 15/02/2019

Notes for a Lecture-ette on conversation by Muriel Wylie (Mrs): written in haste, by Muriel after a breakfast in the Wylie Household, which in Muriel’s view contained many unsuitable subjects for conversation.  Introduction Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, And may …

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Conversation Peace?

  • Posted on: 08/02/2019

It is Breakfast in the Wylie Household “There you are Mr Wylie, two poached eggs, flat sausage, crispy bacon, tomato and there’s the HP in the silver container so that Mrs Wylie does not have a fit of the vapours …

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Jasper’s Jottings: A Man Alone with a “Woman”

  • Posted on: 01/02/2019

Back from the Dentist “That’s me back from the Dentist. Somebody prepare Askit Pooders. I am a bit sore and somewhat woozy after the gas, honestly the dreams it gives you. Mrs Travers I dreamt you had won a fortune …

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